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Old 02-20-2005, 10:38 PM   #1
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Obedient Wife

>Obedient Wife
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
>his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before
>he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my
>money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the
>afterlife with me."
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that
>when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
> Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
>sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When
>they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
>close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"
> She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it
>in the casket.
> Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it
>So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
>that money in there with your husband."
> The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back
>on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that
>casket with him."
> You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with
> "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
>my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."


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Old 02-20-2005, 10:59 PM   #2
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Old 02-21-2005, 08:39 AM   #4
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heeheeheehee that was great!!!!!!
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Old 02-22-2005, 10:17 AM   #6
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Guys, I've said it before & I'll say it again - resistance is futile! lol
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Old 02-22-2005, 02:28 PM   #7
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:D :D :D :D :D Thanks! I needed that!

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