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Old 09-30-2005, 10:18 AM   #1
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Oh I just HAD to share...out with a bang right?

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first .
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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Old 09-30-2005, 10:22 AM   #2
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I LOVE IT!!!

Now where did I put that bottle......................
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So that's why after a few too many I'm always full of useless information!
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Old 09-30-2005, 12:15 PM   #4
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I have two friends that are going to LOVE this! Thank you!!

So... Tanis.. when are you going to send me one of those famous
Canadian beers? I hear that they are a lot better than the American ones! LOL!!!!
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I wonder who would have told you that! For shame!!! Ill have to work on it....
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