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Old 09-05-2012, 08:17 PM   #11
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Holy Cow! a LONGWINDed criminal.
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Old 09-05-2012, 08:26 PM   #12
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The warehouse where the theft occured was a temporary location, and the federation was preparing to move the now-stolen maple syrup to a new location.
So, someone decided to take the moving it part into their own hands.

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Old 10-05-2012, 07:02 PM   #13
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They found the maple syrup. In cocaine bricks?!

And its going back to where it came from.
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:53 PM   #14
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It sound like the Chief is still in the wind!
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:40 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by Alix View Post
Stirling's response to that was, "We have our priorities straight here in Canada."
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:00 PM   #16
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I didn't know that the RCMP kept an eye out for maple syrup being transported across provincial lines...but if such is the case, how did the cocaine go undetected?
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:01 PM   #17
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The dogs are only trained to alert on maple syrup...
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:03 PM   #18
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Oh geez. And nobody noticed the cocaine.

Thank goodness for the maple syrup sniffing dogs.

Dang it, PF, you stole my line!
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:08 PM   #19
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A happy resolution to a sticky situation.
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Old 10-05-2012, 11:08 PM   #20
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A happy resolution to a sticky situation.

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