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Old 10-14-2005, 02:43 PM   #1
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  • Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
  • Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
  • Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
  • Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

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Old 10-14-2005, 07:22 PM   #2
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Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs


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Old 10-14-2005, 07:48 PM   #3
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Yep, I know a few people that would look good as slinkies! LOL
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Thanks for the giggle.
I needed one!
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Old 10-14-2005, 11:05 PM   #5
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing

I don't have to worry about this one!
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Old 10-17-2005, 01:58 PM   #6
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* Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
*How come phonetic starts with ph??
*Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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