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Old 04-08-2005, 12:34 PM   #1
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Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the **** happened.

Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually
shut her up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray

-Janette Barber-
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Bette Davis-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he

-Rhonda Hansome-
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

Charlotte Whitton-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me
at once.

-Dolly Parton-
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

-Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a

-Gloria Steinem-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.


Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.
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Old 04-10-2005, 09:39 PM   #2
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These quotes remind me of Dr Phil, I'm a male, but whenever I watch Dr Phil I feel as though I have lost all rights to own or operate a *Don't know if I can say that word on these forums, but I think you can guess it*

"People aren't like wine, they don't mature with age, they mature with Experience."
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Old 04-11-2005, 12:22 AM   #3
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
I can relate.
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