Quotes By Great ladies

[Dove]

QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES

Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the **** happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-


Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.


The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-


I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-




Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

-Lily Tomlin-


A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-


Laugh and the world laughs with you.

Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-



[font=C! omic Sans MS][font='C! omic Sans MS']My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

[/font][/font]-Erma Bombeck-


Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-


A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother"! is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-







Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

If ! you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

-Catherine-


When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!

-Kathy Buckley-


I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-


I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-


When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country..

-Elayne Boosler-


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.


-Maryon Pearson-


In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

-Gloria Steinem-



I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-


Send this to a bright women you know and make her day.





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[middie]

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

If ! you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning


these two are my favorites lmao... thanks dove

 

[wasabi]

Dove, Erma Bombeck is my all time favorite. Thanks for the laugh.

This is a wasabi quote:

 

[callie]

Thanks, Dove! Those are great - and wasabi, I love the pic!!

 

[Dove]

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

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Been there, done that...
Dove

 

[texasgirl]

I love them all!!!

 

[kitchenelf]

Those are great Dove!