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Old 10-20-2005, 05:51 PM   #1
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Sign On The Church

The pastor and some of the parishioners were putting up a sign in front of the church that read "Turn around the end is near!" Suddenly a car went speeding by and the driver started laughing as he read the sign. A second later they heard a loud crash as the car fell into the water. Finally, one of the parishioners turned to the pastor and said "Wouldn't a
better sign be, turn around the bridge is out!"

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