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Old 05-23-2004, 06:11 PM   #1
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> A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social
> security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter.
>
> The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify
> his age.
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> He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He
> told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his
wallet
> at home. "I will have to go home and come back later".
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> The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing
lots
> of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof &
> she processed his social security application.
>
> When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience
at
> the social security office. She said, "You should have dropped your
pants,
> you might have gotten disability too.
>

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Old 05-23-2004, 09:48 PM   #2
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That was GREAT!!!! Thanks hvacwife!!! :D he he he............
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:55 PM   #3
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I thought it was cute too.
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Old 05-24-2004, 11:34 AM   #4
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D GREAT








First of a i plead inocent of all charges (Elvis presley 1969)
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Old 03-21-2005, 07:16 PM   #6
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very good...
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Old 03-21-2005, 07:22 PM   #7
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Dang,who said this message was to short? Can i reply NOW?
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Old 03-23-2005, 07:18 AM   #8
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Way to funny
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Good stuff!!! Thanks for starting my day right!!!
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LOL. A morning laugh is always a good thing.
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