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Old 01-06-2006, 06:43 PM   #1
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Suicide Jump

A police officer sent this to me.
It is not for the faint of heart.

If you have a weak stomach, then don't look at the URL. It is a picture of the demise of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed. It shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders. The faces of the bystanders is why I believe this is real...

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Old 01-06-2006, 07:01 PM   #2
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Old 01-06-2006, 07:23 PM   #3
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wasabi, you are not right, how could you..... how could you show something so horrible

I loved it
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Old 01-06-2006, 07:53 PM   #4
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I'll have to see the Police Report for myself, to know for sure. But I suspect fowl play in this alleged "suicide".




















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Old 01-06-2006, 08:17 PM   #5
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wasabi you're as sick as I am !!
I LOVE it !! lol
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Old 01-06-2006, 09:17 PM   #6
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I think the cook did it.
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Old 01-07-2006, 12:39 AM   #7
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I'll have to see the Police Report for myself, to know for sure. But I suspect fowl play in this alleged "suicide".
You are right. The police department is now left with egg on its face and they are now scrambling to round up suspects.

Cute one wasabi!

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Old 01-07-2006, 12:45 AM   #8
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i heard there was an ex pro football player seen nearby that night.
the police said they found eggwhites on his shoes (bruno maglis), gloves covered in dried yolk, and they found more eggwhite in his ford bronco.
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Old 01-07-2006, 12:50 AM   #9
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They'll never make the charges stick BT. As his lawyer said, If the yolk is broke, you must release the bloke.

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Old 01-07-2006, 04:56 PM   #10
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There are to many hens running around this post with signs, Personally I feel fried and Humpty Dumpty has just taken a beating, Wasabi I think you are Cracked showing this !
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