So gruesome that we can't bear to remove it from its plastic wrapping. See our serving ideas.
Rubber Chicken Pop
"A Tasty Treat on a Classic Schtick!"
Miniature rubber chickens being force-fed lollipops ... is a candy version of fois gras production really something we want to expose our children to?
Nasties Test Tube Candy
Tempting little germ-shaped hard candies, a test tube shaped container ... what's not to like?
Pigs in Mud
Tiny pink candy piglets wallow in a chocolate-like substance atop a cookie.
Individually wrapped Band-Aid-shaped chocolates. Waxy and more bittersweet than milky, but bad chocolate is better than no chocolate.
Yuck. Something that's shaped like pizza shouldn't be floppy, spongy and fruit-scented. At least the Larvets are honest about what they are.
These deliver a Bible verse and minty breath ... just in case the Jack Chick pamphlets aren't working. We're waiting for the same manufacturer to create Condomints.