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Old 08-18-2005, 11:08 AM   #1
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Tacky Snacks

Marzipan Piggie

So gruesome that we can't bear to remove it from its plastic wrapping. See our serving ideas.

Rubber Chicken Pop
"A Tasty Treat on a Classic Schtick!"

Miniature rubber chickens being force-fed lollipops ... is a candy version of fois gras production really something we want to expose our children to?

Nasties Test Tube Candy

Tempting little germ-shaped hard candies, a test tube shaped container ... what's not to like?

Pigs in Mud

Tiny pink candy piglets wallow in a chocolate-like substance atop a cookie.

Choc-Aid

Individually wrapped Band-Aid-shaped chocolates. Waxy and more bittersweet than milky, but bad chocolate is better than no chocolate.

Gummi Pizza
Yuck. Something that's shaped like pizza shouldn't be floppy, spongy and fruit-scented. At least the Larvets are honest about what they are.

Testamints

These deliver a Bible verse and minty breath ... just in case the Jack Chick pamphlets aren't working. We're waiting for the same manufacturer to create Condomints.

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Old 08-20-2005, 01:13 AM   #2
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I'll take some nasties and

testamints to go! lol
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Old 08-20-2005, 03:40 AM   #3
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They are all so cool!!!! We have pigs in mud and gummy pizzas, they also make gummy hamburgers.
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Old 08-20-2005, 10:57 AM   #4
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eww the pig looks so gross !! lol
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Old 08-20-2005, 11:02 AM   #5
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I'll pass on all of the above!
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Old 08-20-2005, 11:48 AM   #6
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Linda, sure I can't talk you into a choco-aid & a Bloody Mary?

mrsmac, if those hamburgers come with cheese, I might consider one (Not).

Maidrite, I'm waiting for the condomints (that come with a deed).
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Old 08-21-2005, 03:42 PM   #7
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Well.....Mish..... I just might try one of those!
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Old 08-26-2005, 01:32 AM   #8
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ASK BARBARA ABOUT THE GUMMY BEARS AND THE MOVIES ! LOL
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Old 09-04-2005, 05:26 PM   #9
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Around these parts I have seen scorpions[and other bugs] in clear lollypops. ewwwwwwwww
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