Tennessee Hillbilly Baby
And I thought everything was bigger in Texas...
A good ole' boy from Tennessee is drinking in a Texas bar when he
gets a call on his cell phone......
He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for
everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced
a typical Tennessee baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Hillbilly just shrugs, "That's about average back home y'all, like I
said, my boy's a typical Hillbilly baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of
"WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the Hillbilly returns to the bar. The bartender says,
"Say, you're the father of that typical Tennessee baby that weighed
25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets a! bout
how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you! .... so how much
does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned "What happened?! He already
weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
The father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his mouth on his
shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,.......
"Had him circumcised."
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright