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Old 02-07-2005, 12:45 PM   #1
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THE BEST HUSBAND....

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a

bench

rings and a man engages the hands -free speaker function and begins to

talk

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.



MAN: "Hello"



WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"



MAN: "Yes"



WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat it's

only

$1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"



MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."



WOMAN: "I also stopped by the ! Mercedes dealership and saw the new

2004

models. I saw one I really liked."



MAN: "How much?"



WOMAN: "$60,000"



MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."



WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year

is

back on the market. They're asking $950,000."



MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer

$900,000"



WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"



MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the

locker

room are looking at him in astonishment.



Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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Old 02-07-2005, 05:47 PM   #3
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than one is really funny, and probably has some truth to it.
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Thanks for the laugh, was a good one. :D
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HEY! That was MY cellphone!
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