THE BEST HUSBAND....
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
rings and a man engages the hands -free speaker function and begins to
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat it's
$1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the ! Mercedes dealership and saw the new
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year
back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the
room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost