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Old 02-11-2005, 11:20 PM   #1
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The Facts Of Life

"Mum, where did I come from?"
"From under a cabbage, dear".
"And where did you come from Mummy?"
"The stork brought me".
"Grandpa?"
"The stork brought him too."
"Mum, doesn't it worry you to think that there have
been no natural births in our family for generations?"

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