The Funny "Sayings" Of Americans

[CatPat]

These are very funny! Thank you!

A bumpersticker: "Hang up and drive!"

Your friend,
~Cat

 

[middie]

A personalized license plate (I can't make this up either)

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[PrincessFiona60]

A personalized license plate (I can't make this up either)

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LOL!

 

[Greg Who Cooks]

This cracked me up years ago, on a bumper sticker on the back of a delivery truck: "Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-Eat Sh#t."

I seen it too.

 

[CatPat]

That is funny!

Your friend,
~Cat

 

[Greg Who Cooks]

It's funny, I called the 1-800-EAT number (more than once) and I get the "quick busy" signal. Evidently the number has been rendered permanently out of service by all the phone companies.

 

[CWS4322]

Canadian slang/sayings:

double-double: a coffee that has double cream and double sugar

If his I.Q. were any lower, we'd have to water him.

She'd try to sneak sunrise past a rooster.

He could stick handle his way through a box of matches.

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[Greg Who Cooks]

Canadian slang/sayings:

double-double: a coffee that has double cream and double sugar

Here in US double-double means two hamburger patties and two slices of cheese on your hamburger.


Another saying: His IQ is lower than his body temperature...

 

[CatPat]

I made up some of the funny phrases. I told DA of the boring teacher: "I have met carpets which were more interesting than he."

When Gwen's car had the large amount of bird droppings upon its hood, I said, "I think every bird in the neighborhood finds the restroom facilities adequate, don't you?"

These are funny! I am very happy this posting is continuous!

Your friend,
~Cat

 

[CatPat]

"He's so ugly he could knock the buzzards off a sh!twagon." A farmer at the produce market said that about his own son!

He was correct, unfortunately.

Your friend,
~Cat

 

[middie]

Ouch lol

 

[Addie]

A great southern one I always heard when I lived in Texas.

He has so much phony charm, he could talk a cat of the back of a fish wagon.

 

[msmofet]

Not a saying, but I'm sure most here will know what it means.
Cat, I am curious if you know what it is in reference to...

From a bumper sticker I saw yesterday:
Paddle faster, I hear banjos.

"I bet you can squeal like a pig." LOL

 

[CatPat]

I have seen this! I saw this movie called "Deliverance." DA has this.

"You got a pretty mouth."

Uckkkkkk!

And, "Paddle faster, I hear banjo music."

I did see the movie once with DA. I believe the one time was quite enough!

Your friend,
~Cat

 

[msmofet]

I have seen this! I saw this movie called "Deliverance." DA has this.

"You got a pretty mouth."

Uckkkkkk!

And, "Paddle faster, I hear banjo music."

I did see the movie once with DA. I believe the one time was quite enough!

Your friend,
~Cat

Once was enough for me also.

 

[CatPat]

This movie disturbed me.

I do not like these.

Your friend,
~Cat

 

[middie]

Did not see it. Don't think I want to now

 

[CatPat]

Did not see it. Don't think I want to now

It is best to leave this movie as unseen and go forward with the nice movies.

Your friend,
~Cat

 

[Zhizara]

Although a disturbing movie, the banjo duel was amazing!

 

[msmofet]

Although a disturbing movie, the banjo duel was amazing!

I agree. I did like that song/scene.