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Old 09-07-2013, 09:28 PM   #61
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These are very funny! Thank you!

A bumpersticker: "Hang up and drive!"

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Old 09-07-2013, 10:26 PM   #62
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A personalized license plate (I can't make this up either)

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Old 09-07-2013, 10:40 PM   #63
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Old 09-07-2013, 10:42 PM   #64
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This cracked me up years ago, on a bumper sticker on the back of a delivery truck: "Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-Eat Sh#t."
I seen it too.
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Old 09-08-2013, 12:11 AM   #65
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That is funny!

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Old 09-08-2013, 04:28 PM   #66
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It's funny, I called the 1-800-EAT number (more than once) and I get the "quick busy" signal. Evidently the number has been rendered permanently out of service by all the phone companies.
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Old 09-08-2013, 04:47 PM   #67
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Canadian slang/sayings:

double-double: a coffee that has double cream and double sugar

If his I.Q. were any lower, we'd have to water him.

She'd try to sneak sunrise past a rooster.

He could stick handle his way through a box of matches.





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Old 09-08-2013, 04:54 PM   #68
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Canadian slang/sayings:

double-double: a coffee that has double cream and double sugar
Here in US double-double means two hamburger patties and two slices of cheese on your hamburger.


Another saying: His IQ is lower than his body temperature...
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Old 09-08-2013, 06:32 PM   #69
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I made up some of the funny phrases. I told DA of the boring teacher: "I have met carpets which were more interesting than he."

When Gwen's car had the large amount of bird droppings upon its hood, I said, "I think every bird in the neighborhood finds the restroom facilities adequate, don't you?"

These are funny! I am very happy this posting is continuous!

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Old 09-08-2013, 06:35 PM   #70
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"He's so ugly he could knock the buzzards off a sh!twagon." A farmer at the produce market said that about his own son!

He was correct, unfortunately.

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