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Old 10-28-2005, 08:41 PM   #1
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo . Someone has stolen tent.



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Old 10-28-2005, 08:44 PM   #2
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DOVE!!! Your back! I'm so glad!
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Old 10-28-2005, 08:46 PM   #3
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I enjoyed your joke, but even more the fact that you are back. Hope all is going well.
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Old 10-28-2005, 08:49 PM   #4
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Really cute Dove!
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Dove !!!!!!! Welcome Home !!!!!
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Old 10-29-2005, 02:21 AM   #8
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Welcome back Marge! Cute joke!

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Old 10-29-2005, 01:28 PM   #10
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Do you know where the lone Ranger took his garbage????

To the dump
To the dump
To the dump dump dump!

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