"Discover Cooking, Discuss Life."

Go Back   Discuss Cooking - Cooking Forums > The Back Porch > Jokes and Games
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 
Old 09-23-2005, 08:23 PM   #11
Executive Chef
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 4,357
Quote:
Originally Posted by GB
What if you are wrong? What if humor is the meaning of life? In that case I DID come to the right place
You came to the right place. Everyone could use some Good Humor.

__________________

__________________
mish is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-23-2005, 08:37 PM   #12
Master Chef
 
texasgirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: North Texas
Posts: 9,497
Mish, would like some good humor........with chocolate.
__________________

__________________
texasgirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-23-2005, 09:19 PM   #13
Executive Chef
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 4,357
Quote:
Originally Posted by texasgirl
Mish, would like some good humor........with chocolate.
Texas, YES! My favorite was chocolate eclair on a stick. (Strawberry eclair wasn't too bad either.) Any one remember the Good Humor Man?
__________________
mish is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-23-2005, 09:27 PM   #14
Executive Chef
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 4,357
Quote:
Originally Posted by gwkr36a
Here Is My favorite!!!


"All I Ever Really Needed to Know
I Learned in Kindergarten"
Robert Fulgham Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do,
and how to be, I learned in Kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top

of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school.


These are the things I learned..

Share everything.
Play fair.
Don't hit people.
Put things back where you found them.
Clean up your own mess.
Don't take things that aren't yours.
Say sorry when you hurt somebody.
Wash your hands before you eat.
Flush.
Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
Live a balanced life. Learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing
and dance and play and work every day some.

Take a nap every afternoon.
When you go out into the world, watch for traffic, hold hands, and stick together.
Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the plastic cup? The roots go
down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.


Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the plastic cup - they all die. So do we.

And then remember the book about Dick and Jane and the first word you learned, the biggest word of all: LOOK. Everything you need to know is in there somewhere.
The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation.
Ecology and politics and sane living.


Think of what a better world it would be if we all - the whole world had cookies and milk about 3 o'clock
every afternoon and then lay down with our blankets for a nap. Or if we had a basic policy in our nation
and other nations to always put things back where we found them and cleaned up our own messes.
And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out into the world,
it is best to hold hands and stick together.

And DON'T do this:

__________________
mish is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-23-2005, 09:56 PM   #15
Traveling Welcome Wagon
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Somewhere, US
Posts: 15,919
Quote:
Originally Posted by tweedee
Barbara,

Did you pull the mattress out from under maidrite this morning?
How did you know?

Barbara
__________________
Barbara L is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-23-2005, 10:31 PM   #16
Head Chef
 
tancowgirl2000's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,490
Send a message via Yahoo to tancowgirl2000
I figured it was something like that!
__________________
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
tancowgirl2000 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-23-2005, 11:33 PM   #17
Contest Winner
 
Maidrite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Pageland SC
Posts: 3,114
Wink

You all must have got up off the floor too! I always enjoy reading your posts !
__________________
If you need a smile, take mine, I'll make a new one.
Maidrite is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-24-2005, 01:00 AM   #18
Senior Cook
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 107


Right on! To me, laughter is like popcorn - it starts with a couple of small bursts and then Explodes (as Maidrite so wonderfully put it) into waves of bursts of more laughter and when it is all said and done - everyone has had a good laugh and feels better! That's probably why "they" say that laughter is good medicine, eh?
__________________
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra!
Cyberchef is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-24-2005, 10:58 AM   #19
Master Chef
 
texasgirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: North Texas
Posts: 9,497
Quote:
Originally Posted by mish
Texas, YES! My favorite was chocolate eclair on a stick. (Strawberry eclair wasn't too bad either.) Any one remember the Good Humor Man?
The eclair was my favorite too!!!
We don't get those around here anymore
__________________
texasgirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-24-2005, 11:01 AM   #20
Head Chef
 
tancowgirl2000's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,490
Send a message via Yahoo to tancowgirl2000
Good Humor....how sad, we dont have them either we've been replaced up here with "Polar something or other".....
__________________

__________________
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
tancowgirl2000 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



» Discuss Cooking on Facebook

Our Communities

Our communities encompass many different hobbies and interests, but each one is built on friendly, intelligent membership.

» More about our Communities

Automotive Communities

Our Automotive communities encompass many different makes and models. From U.S. domestics to European Saloons.

» More about our Automotive Communities

Marine Communities

Our Marine websites focus on Cruising and Sailing Vessels, including forums and the largest cruising Wiki project on the web today.

» More about our Marine Communities


Copyright 2002- Social Knowledge, LLC All Rights Reserved.

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:11 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2016, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.