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Old 03-10-2005, 11:27 AM   #1
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The Oxymoron List

Add your favorite oxymoron to the top 20 list. Here's a few to get started:

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan

And the #1 oxymoron is...

1. Microsoft Works

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Old 03-10-2005, 11:50 AM   #2
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WOOHOO!!! ROFLMAO!! In Canada we used to have a political party called the Progressive Conservatives. LOL
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Old 03-10-2005, 11:57 AM   #3
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Ha, ha, Alix. Good one.

Another comes to mind:

Death Penalty
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Old 03-10-2005, 12:12 PM   #4
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happy women
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Bang Bang, Bangbang. LOL
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Old 03-10-2005, 12:37 PM   #6
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jumbo shrimp

free gift

business ethics

military intelligence
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Old 03-10-2005, 12:47 PM   #7
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Mud, ROF.

Computer friendly

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Dress optional
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Old 03-10-2005, 03:07 PM   #8
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Cool

Wise Politicians
Pay Raise (This always costs us more)
Happy Campers
This would be easier if we through the out Oxi part :)
Job Service
Free Advice
Lip Service
These may not be of the topic but they should be! LOL
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Old 03-10-2005, 03:18 PM   #9
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Honest Politicians

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Reputable Lawyer



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Old 03-10-2005, 03:18 PM   #10
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Thanks Madrite. I'll probably think of some more later. This might make a fun adult-get-together cocktail party game.

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