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Old 05-09-2005, 11:52 AM   #11
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I love it! Especially as I am a "northerner" born and raised in California who just moved to Texas last year!

I don't think I've said "big 'ol" yet, but who knows.... maybe I just wasn't paying attention!

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Don't think that just because you moved down South, and had some kids, that Southerners will accept your kids as Southerners. For example, if the cat had a litter of kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits, now, would we?
As my boyfriend's family says (all born and raised Texans) - "well, she's not a native Texan.... but she got here as soon as she could!!"
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:43 PM   #12
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TexasGirl you never have upset me I wish I had found this sooner, I loved it and was just teasing you back. Everyone here is Great. Please know I am truly sorry if you thought I was upset, I LOVE what you have written and enjoy further jokes from you ! I have been very busy the past few days and I would have given you a hug sooner if I had only known, Forgive me please !!!!!
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I've always wanted to visit the south.
Someday I'll get there.
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Old 05-09-2005, 01:25 PM   #14
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TexasGirl you never have upset me I wish I had found this sooner, I loved it and was just teasing you back. Everyone here is Great. Please know I am truly sorry if you thought I was upset, I LOVE what you have written and enjoy further jokes from you ! I have been very busy the past few days and I would have given you a hug sooner if I had only known, Forgive me please !!!!!
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I'm just not used to everyone yet, so, forgive ME for taking it wrong. Thank you so much for putting my mind at ease.
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Old 05-09-2005, 01:30 PM   #15
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I love it! Especially as I am a "northerner" born and raised in California who just moved to Texas last year!

I don't think I've said "big 'ol" yet, but who knows.... maybe I just wasn't paying attention!

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As my boyfriend's family says (all born and raised Texans) - "well, she's not a native Texan.... but she got here as soon as she could!!"
Yep, give it time, you'll big talkin about all the big ,ol stuff we have here
Texas is definately different from California, I've never been there, but, have friends that lived there for years. I hear it's beautiful there, though.
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Old 05-09-2005, 01:34 PM   #16
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I've always wanted to visit the south.
Someday I'll get there.
I have an aunt that lives in Spokane. She was born and raised here, moved there with her new husband about 30 years ago.
I think you would love ANY of the southern states. I've been east, but, not west. Lots of beautiful landscapes!!
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Old 05-09-2005, 01:56 PM   #17
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All ya'all are in a mess o'trouble and need just one good whoop upside the head

I used to know someone who would say "I gotta ask you a problem"

And say "my uncle come of the night" - (put anything in place of uncle) - and it meant my uncle came to visit last night.
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Old 05-09-2005, 02:25 PM   #18
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All ya'all are in a mess o'trouble and need just one good whoop upside the head

I used to know someone who would say "I gotta ask you a problem"

And say "my uncle come of the night" - (put anything in place of uncle) - and it meant my uncle came to visit last night.
I can't say that I've heard those, but , I guess it depends on the woods your in or how far south.

Your a riot kitchenelf!! I put a few whoops upside my kids heads
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What about "I reckon so". That is one I've heard most of my life.
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Old 05-09-2005, 06:48 PM   #20
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yep, that's down here too.
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