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Old 06-27-2005, 10:34 PM   #1
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Thing-ees

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.

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Old 06-27-2005, 10:35 PM   #2
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lol... oh boy.. I don't know why the above is so big. I cut and pasted it
and really it was quite small....
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Old 06-27-2005, 10:45 PM   #3
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pds that's okay.. i was able to read it without my glasses on lmao.
and it's funny to boot
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Old 06-28-2005, 12:09 AM   #4
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How true, how true

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Old 06-28-2005, 12:22 AM   #5
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Thanks, pds!! I am going to print this to take to my coworkers. They are really going to like this considering most of them are male.
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glad you all got a laugh!
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