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Old 06-05-2005, 03:52 PM   #1
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Thumbs up This hit me hard

A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, "You've given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?"



The desk clerk says, "Sir, that's absurd. Have you looked for the door?" The person says, " Well, there's one door that leads to the bathroom. There's a second door that goes into the closet. And there's a door I haven't tried, but it has a 'do not disturb' sign on it. ROTFLMAO (Sorry, but i laugh at my own jokes )!!!

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HaHaHa!! That is a good one!!

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Oh Heat, You are something else!!
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