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Old 08-30-2005, 04:14 AM   #191
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Oops I jumped in wrong sorry! Yes i am tatooless but DH has one.

I assume the next person has seen Crocodlie Dundee.........
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Old 08-30-2005, 04:02 PM   #192
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But of course Thats why I run around saying "Good Day Mate" and "I'll put another shrimp on the barbie" OK YES I AM SIMPLE MINDED!


I assume the next person is going to give me some advice!
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Old 08-30-2005, 04:48 PM   #193
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Dear Maidrite,
In Australia we say prawn not shrimp. Last week they tried to ban security guards at Parliament house from calling people mate but had to reinstate it after a few hours due to public protest!! Crocodile Dundee was not terribly accurate but it was kind of funny.


I assume the next person will be at work.
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Old 08-30-2005, 04:55 PM   #194
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nope i'm off today.

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Old 08-30-2005, 04:56 PM   #195
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No I just finished breakfast!!!!

I assume the next person had a shower this morning.
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Old 08-30-2005, 04:57 PM   #196
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i have a shower everyday...sometimes twice !!!

i assume the next person is watching the news ?
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Old 08-30-2005, 06:08 PM   #197
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CNN is on all day in my house.

I assume the next person prefers original potato chips to BBQ flavored.
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Old 08-30-2005, 06:11 PM   #198
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how did you know wasabi ??????

i assume the next person is having
a drab day too ?
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Old 08-30-2005, 07:48 PM   #199
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Dear Maidrite,
In Australia we say prawn not shrimp. Last week they tried to ban security guards at Parliament house from calling people mate but had to reinstate it after a few hours due to public protest!! Crocodile Dundee was not terribly accurate but it was kind of funny.


I assume the next person will be at work.

Duly Noted MrsMac, Thank You for Clearing That Up !
Movies Make Us All Look Silly at Times !

No Middie I ALWAYS HAVE A MAIDRITE DAY !


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but of course they did

I assume the next person, hates calls from telemarketers?
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