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Old 11-21-2011, 01:35 PM   #1071
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Caramel Apple

Russet Mashed Potatoes or Candied Yams?
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:42 PM   #1072
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Crab or lobster?
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:34 PM   #1073
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Arghhhh!.. lol.. another hard one. I'll say lobster.

fish taco or fish sandwich
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:49 PM   #1074
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Fish sandwich.

Hiphopopotamus or Ryhmenoscerus?
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:51 PM   #1075
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Ryhmenoscerus (I might need the horn!)

An elephant with a runny nose, or a giraffe with a sore throat?
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:56 PM   #1076
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The giraffe. (An elephant's nose can contain up to 2 gallons of liquid. That's a LOT of snot!!!)

Garden Spider or Non-poisonous Snake?
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:58 PM   #1077
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Giraffe. I don't want to deal with that much mucus.

FPS or RPG?
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:59 PM   #1078
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The giraffe. (An elephant's nose can contain up to 2 gallons of liquid. That's a LOT of snot!!!)

Garden Spider or Non-poisonous Snake?
Non posion snake. I don't have panic attaks over them.
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Old 11-21-2011, 09:49 PM   #1079
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Pizza crust: thin or stuffed
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Old 11-21-2011, 10:01 PM   #1080
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pepperoni or sausage
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