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Old 11-26-2011, 01:33 PM   #1111
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lol

hard one... I would like both together, but I'll say salad.

grilled chicken or steak salad
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Old 11-27-2011, 06:48 AM   #1112
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Steak salad

Regular pudding or tapioca?
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Old 11-27-2011, 07:41 AM   #1113
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regular pudding

Thanks for reminding me, Selkie. I have some milk to use up. I'm going to make some chocolate pudding for Mark's lunch.

chocolate or banana cream pie
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Old 11-27-2011, 07:46 AM   #1114
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Chocoate

Stutter or lisp?
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Old 11-27-2011, 08:57 PM   #1115
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Lisp. I'm too impatient to listen to someone who stutters

If you fail to pay your loan shark: Broken arm, or broken leg?
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Old 11-27-2011, 09:09 PM   #1116
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Neither but I'll take a broken leg
Spaghetti: meatballs or Italian sausage
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Old 11-27-2011, 09:43 PM   #1117
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Italian sausage. Meatballs are just reshaped meatloaf, sausage is more unique flavor.

Shave or wax?
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Old 11-28-2011, 12:45 AM   #1118
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shave, (using electric one)

pluck or wax (lip)
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Old 12-02-2011, 12:30 PM   #1119
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Wax. It's a matter of a couple thousand little screams or one big scream.

Buttercups or daisies?
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Old 12-02-2011, 02:50 PM   #1120
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Oh, tough one. Buttercups I think.

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