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Old 04-24-2012, 08:46 PM   #1801
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All produce is organic, unless you're talking about the wax or plaster fruits and vegetables they sell at TJ Maxx. That said, I don't waste my money on so-called "organic" produce. My family has been eating normally grown farm produce since WWII* with no ill effects.

Cooked vegetables with dinner, or a salad?




* Before and during WWI those family members who weren't fighting grew their own!
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Old 04-24-2012, 09:05 PM   #1802
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Salad please with blue cheese & french on the side.

Oven roasted red skinned potatoes or a Russet baked potato?
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Old 04-26-2012, 01:50 AM   #1803
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oven-roasted, red, skinned potatoes

on your bagel.. regular cream cheese or butter
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Old 04-26-2012, 10:22 AM   #1804
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butter (on a toasted sesame-seed bagel)

Wax beans or green beans
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Old 04-26-2012, 12:32 PM   #1805
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green beans

Lox or gefilte fish?
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Old 04-26-2012, 06:43 PM   #1806
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lox

salted nut roll or almond joy?
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Old 04-26-2012, 07:30 PM   #1807
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Salted nut roll

Scrambled eggs or poached eggs?
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Old 04-26-2012, 08:30 PM   #1808
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poached

Eggs: Ketchup?
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Old 04-26-2012, 09:47 PM   #1809
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NO! Salsa, maybe, but never ketchup.

French fries; ketchup or vinegar?
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Old 04-26-2012, 09:52 PM   #1810
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ketchup....on everything.

bean & ham soup or french onion soup?
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