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Old 05-13-2012, 08:00 PM   #1891
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Diet soda or Regular soda?
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Old 05-13-2012, 08:08 PM   #1892
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diet

get a manicure or do your own nails
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Old 05-13-2012, 08:12 PM   #1893
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Hot rock massage or a Sweedish massage?
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Old 05-13-2012, 08:37 PM   #1894
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with dinner... crescent rolls or french bread
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Old 05-13-2012, 08:39 PM   #1895
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butter or margarine?
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Old 05-13-2012, 08:41 PM   #1896
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Carrots or parsnips
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parsnips

turnips or rutabagous?
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Old 05-13-2012, 08:45 PM   #1898
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roasted Russets or sweet potatoes
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you forgot the "this or that."... lol I'll give one

sausage patties or a slice of ham with your breakfast
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