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Old 09-18-2005, 01:11 AM   #1
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Thought for the Day - Sunday, September 18

Q: What did the Missionary say to the Cannibles?

A: "If it wern't for me you'd starve to death"

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Old 09-18-2005, 01:15 AM   #2
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Raven...where in the world go you come up with all of these? Have a great Sunday!
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Old 09-18-2005, 02:15 AM   #3
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Is that where Dine In or Eat Out came from ?



You are about as Silly as me !
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Old 09-18-2005, 11:57 PM   #4
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Oh Raven,

I'm so tired, I hurt when I laugh, but it does feel good after the pain
kadesma, keep em coming
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Old 09-19-2005, 02:20 AM   #5
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Here's an oldie: Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns?
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They taste funny!

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Old 09-19-2005, 03:20 AM   #6
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LOL!!

I once saw a deaf-mute eat a dictionary. We gave him tons of castor oil but never got a word out of him.



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