I got my feelings hurt by the AARP commercial a few years ago when they were celebrating 50 years...That's when I realized I am older than the AARP!!
I used to be a racist, but I don't have much interest in it since Dale Earnhardt got killed.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Good judgement comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgement.