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Old 04-07-2012, 03:52 PM   #131
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I got this in a email a while ago.


These are not made up.
Check them out yourself!

1. 'Who Represents'is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:
WhoRepresents?com | Database of Talent Representatives

2. 'Experts Exchange'is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:
expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a great pen? Look
no further than' Pen Island '.
It can be found at:
Welcome to Pen Island! The best pens on the internet!

4. Need a therapist? Try
'Therapist Finder' at:
Marriage and Family Therapists | Find a Therapist

5. Then there's the 'Italian Power Generator' company. Check it out at:
www.powergenitalia.com

6.'IP computer'software, there's always:
ipanywhere.com: The Leading IP Anywhere Site on the Net

7. And the designers at 'Speed of Art'
await you at their wacky Web site:
Speed of Art website of Nigel Talamo


#4 has changed their domain, but the old one directs to the new one.
#5 seems to have sold their domain to a more appropriate company.

If anyone can explain #6, I would appreciate it.
I usually p in the bathroom...
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Old 04-07-2012, 03:57 PM   #132
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Old 04-07-2012, 03:58 PM   #133
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Thank you.
BTW, please go back and see my corrections. I forgot to tell it not to retrieve the titles from the links.
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Old 04-07-2012, 04:00 PM   #134
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BTW, please go back and see my corrections. I forgot to tell it not to retrieve the titles from the links.
they showed up correctly in the e-mail...
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Old 04-07-2012, 04:00 PM   #135
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I got this in a email a while ago.

These are not made up.
Check them out yourself!

1. 'Who Represents'is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:
whorepresents.com

2. 'Experts Exchange'is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:
expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a great pen? Look
no further than' Pen Island '.
It can be found at:
penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try
'Therapist Finder' at:
therapistfinder.com

5. Then there's the 'Italian Power Generator' company. Check it out at:
powergenitalia.com

6.'IP computer'software, there's always:
ipanywhere.com

7. And the designers at 'Speed of Art'
await you at their wacky Web site:
speedofart.com

#4 has changed their domain, but the old one directs to the new one.
#5 seems to have sold their domain to a more appropriate company.

If anyone can explain #6, I would appreciate it.
rofl:

This must be shared!
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Old 04-07-2012, 07:41 PM   #136
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Too funny!
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:53 PM   #137
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Yikes! The one website reminds me of a New York Times Sunday Crossword Puzzle I was doing years ago. The clue was, "The ___ __ mightier than the sword." Of course, in a crossword puzzle there are no spaces between words, and I didn't notice the "one word" result until I had filled in the blanks!
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:55 PM   #138
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I no longer allow my cats to read the paper.
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:08 PM   #139
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