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Old 08-24-2012, 11:18 AM   #1521
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I have had a mammogram. I wouldn't inflict that on any man who wasn't insisting that I have another one.
I'm supposed to start having them when I'm 30 :/ High risk. Lucky me. Getting one at 40 saved my mom's life tho. She had to have a double mastectomy. On the plus side she doesn't have to worry about the twins being uneven.

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so she called her husband to bring her a few items from home.
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Not sure what she considered comfortable, he asked,
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"Hold them up and imagine them on me,"
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Lol!!! Love this! I don't think this one would work on my bf tho... I could be wearing men's boxer shorts...
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Old 08-24-2012, 12:57 PM   #1522
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These fishermen seem to be very popular with the natives!
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Old 08-24-2012, 01:21 PM   #1523
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I have had a mammogram. I wouldn't inflict that on any man who wasn't insisting that I have another one.
On second thought, maybe all doctors should have one every year until they approve something more accurate and less uncomfortable.

As a possibility, there's Digital Tomosynthesis: Another Possible Mammogram Replacement for Breast Cancer Diagnosis? - Early Detection - Breast Cancer which they was mentioned as early as 1997! It's only supposed to be used for research, until they have tested it enough. Come on guys, we use Computer Aided Tomography and that's very similar.
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Old 08-24-2012, 01:28 PM   #1524
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P.S. to the cats and fishermen photo--yes, it is obviously Photo-Shopped (didn't notice it at first), but it is still cute.
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Old 08-24-2012, 01:34 PM   #1525
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P.S. to the cats and fishermen photo--yes, it is obviously Photo-Shopped (didn't notice it at first), but it is still cute.
Aww I see now that it's shopped. Thanks for ruining it ;)
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Old 08-24-2012, 01:48 PM   #1526
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Here's the original. Still pretty good. Actually, I think I like this better. Look how all the kitties are sitting politely and waiting and nicely separated.

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Old 08-24-2012, 01:50 PM   #1527
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Aww I see now that it's shopped. Thanks for ruining it ;)
The funny thing is, I didn't notice it until someone pointed it out, but now it sticks out like a sore thumb that there are only about 4 cats. It is actually a pretty good Photo Shop job, but they could have used more cats!
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Old 08-24-2012, 01:51 PM   #1528
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Here's the original. Still pretty good. Actually, I think I like this better. Look how all the kitties are sitting politely and waiting and nicely separated.

Thank you for posting this! Yes, I do like this one better too! Why do people think they have to mess with something that is already good?!
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Old 08-24-2012, 02:13 PM   #1529
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Thank you for posting this! Yes, I do like this one better too! Why do people think they have to mess with something that is already good?!
I agree!! The original is way cooler.
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One last post, then off to the doctor, pharmacy, and O'Charley's.
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