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He needs to expand his horizons. He should spend at least 15 or 20 minutes a day with us.

I'll bet he has a quirky sense of humor, after all he is Shrek.

And he is married to me. That takes a huge sense of humor. I'll see if he wants to play.
 
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Yes, please...
 

:LOL: She looks just like my (long deceased) Jezabel!
 
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If only life could be like a Computer !

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on "Run"!

If you needed a break from life, click on "Escape".

Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you loose your car keys, click on "Find".

"Help" with the chores is just a click away.


Auto insurance wouldn't be necessaryou would use your “Restore” to recover from a crash.

And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to YOU!

 
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