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Old 08-30-2012, 07:39 PM   #1621
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Not a funny but an awwwww !!!

HOW TO STOP A NIGHTMARE - YouTube

So cute!
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:14 PM   #1622
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An elderly man was stopped by the police
around 2 a.m and was asked where he was
going at that time of night.




The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture
about alcohol abuse and the effects
it has on the human body,

as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked,
"Really? Who's giving that lecture
at this time of night?"


The man replied, "That would be my wife."
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:16 PM   #1623
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Not a funny but an awwwww !!!

HOW TO STOP A NIGHTMARE - YouTube
Cute! Momma cat is gorgeous. She reminds me of the one in the cat food commercial, Friskies?
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:17 PM   #1624
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An elderly man was stopped by the police
around 2 a.m and was asked where he was
going at that time of night.


The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture
about alcohol abuse and the effects
it has on the human body,

as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked,
"Really? Who's giving that lecture
at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife."
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:29 PM   #1625
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Not a funny but an awwwww !!!

HOW TO STOP A NIGHTMARE - YouTube
awwwww !!! is right.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:31 PM   #1626
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An elderly man was stopped by the police
around 2 a.m and was asked where he was
going at that time of night.




The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture
about alcohol abuse and the effects
it has on the human body,

as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked,
"Really? Who's giving that lecture
at this time of night?"


The man replied, "That would be my wife."
Mwahaha
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:39 PM   #1627
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I wish there was an icon for shaking ones head in disbelief. Because that is what I am doing right now. I just love this thread. It is right up there with Chicken Chronicals.
It could be worse, the critters could have the incubation period of a chick!
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:49 PM   #1628
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It could be worse, the critters could have the incubation period of a chick!
I don't want to one to brag, but I was able to exterminate some of them this past year. Fifteen pounds worth. I think when I moved some of my clothiing from one closet to another is when it all happened. Those critteres didn't know where the clothes went. So far they haven't found their way over to the end of the apartment. Another ten pounds worth would be just great.

According to all the charts I should weigh 95 pounds. Yeah. In my dreams. I haven't weighed that since I was 15.
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One of my favorite photos ever! I love Meerkats!
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:37 PM   #1630
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One of my favorite photos ever! I love Meerkats!
"Ooh, is there food in there?". Or "All right, Mr. DeMille, we're ready for our closeup."

Love it! Meercats rock!
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