Today's Funny

The friendliest place on the web for anyone that enjoys cooking.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
See posts with no answers
CWS4322 said:
Ha-ha! The most number of Saints I've had in the house at one time was FIVE. I have pictures of 8 Saints out for an off-leash walk in the bush...and pics of 13 Saints that got together for a "Camp St. Bernard" Day. And, many picks of the 10 Saints that took 2-8 week agility courses together (only Saints in the class--it was SO MUCH FUN!). And, that background noise is NOT a babbling brook...that's the sound of Saints panting. Definitely a full time job (and I hope they can afford a housekeeper and a dog nanny!--always wanted a dog nanny...).
Click to expand...

I thought you would enjoy that one.:)
 
Andy M. said:
It's been that way around here for decades. I keep a tire pump in my trunk.
Click to expand...
I have a tire pump. I should use it and get the exercise. I bought it for my bicycle. I hate dedicated bicycle pumps. I have a tire pump that plugs into my cigarette lighter, but it's very s l o w .
 
taxlady said:
I have a tire pump. I should use it and get the exercise. I bought it for my bicycle. I hate dedicated bicycle pumps. I have a tire pump that plugs into my cigarette lighter, but it's very s l o w .
Click to expand...

Manually pumping a car tire is a lot harder than pumping a bicycle tire. Mine plugs in.
 
funny-quotes-quotes-a-day-35.jpg
 
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
 
Kylie1969 said:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
Click to expand...

Lol the first thing I thought when he said, "Look up at the stars" was, "What happened to their tent?" (Although some tents have mesh ceilings with the optional rain cover)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

GotGarlic
TIL... (today I learned)
2
Replies
25
Views
1K
Jusa
J
larry_stewart
Can someone explain to me why this is funny?
Replies
17
Views
1K
GotGarlic
GotGarlic
caseydog
Well lookie what I saw at Walmart today...
2
Replies
37
Views
986
caseydog
caseydog
blissful
Canning today 2023 Part II
3 4 5
Replies
97
Views
5K
pepperhead212
pepperhead212
Xocolatl
Dave Myers (66) of the Hairy Bikers cooking duo died of cancer today
Replies
2
Views
239
Xocolatl
Xocolatl

Latest posts

Back
Top Bottom