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Old 10-01-2012, 06:53 AM   #1991
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Old 10-01-2012, 07:47 AM   #1992
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What Happened? Bandages - Urban Outfitters

I actually ordered some... talk about a impulsive purchase
Now that's funny


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Old 10-01-2012, 08:27 AM   #1993
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Now that's funny


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I can't help it, I have no control over my actions

Cute dog, wonder if my cat would let me do that....
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:19 AM   #1994
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Dogshaming cute and good for a laugh!
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Old 10-01-2012, 11:34 AM   #1995
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What Happened? Bandages - Urban Outfitters

I actually ordered some... talk about a impulsive purchase
Thanks for spreading the joy...
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Old 10-01-2012, 03:32 PM   #1996
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my granddaughter was supposed to drop off a vaccum on my front porch. that was three days ago. this a.m i called to see if she had forgotten. she said she left it there. i searched and no vac. she went on about it for a long time.i figured someone had taken it. then she started to really laugh and laugh. she hadn't left it, got to busy. i will not tell you what i called her. it was funny .
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Old 10-01-2012, 04:36 PM   #1997
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They are brilliant!
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Old 10-01-2012, 06:02 PM   #1999
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my granddaughter was supposed to drop off a vaccum on my front porch. that was three days ago. this a.m i called to see if she had forgotten. she said she left it there. i searched and no vac. she went on about it for a long time.i figured someone had taken it. then she started to really laugh and laugh. she hadn't left it, got to busy. i will not tell you what i called her. it was funny .
That happens to me all the time, I know i did something, but I must have just thought I did it.

I was describing one of the more obnoxious (and often hilarious) side effects of my medications to Shrek, he almost fell out of the car, he did spray the windshield with Perrier out his nose.
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my granddaughter was supposed to drop off a vaccum on my front porch. that was three days ago. this a.m i called to see if she had forgotten. she said she left it there. i searched and no vac. she went on about it for a long time.i figured someone had taken it. then she started to really laugh and laugh. she hadn't left it, got to busy. i will not tell you what i called her. it was funny .
You wonderful darling granddaughter was not one of the names you called her? Hmmmm....
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