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Old 10-03-2012, 07:39 AM   #2011
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I couldn't resist....
She is my her my heroine! I try to emulate her every chance I get.
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That's when you laugh at your cat and call everyone in the house to come laugh at the cat. Call the neighbours if there aren't enough people in the house to laugh at the cat.

Serves him right.
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:11 PM   #2013
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I'm not sure if this should go in the funnies or the "I need to pull my hair out." This is my son 2 mornings ago before school. Not sick just still half asleep not wanting to go to school. (yes, that is the bathroom floor and no, I don't want this to be a warning for what is in the future for him!)
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:04 PM   #2017
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I'm not sure if this should go in the funnies or the "I need to pull my hair out." This is my son 2 mornings ago before school. Not sick just still half asleep not wanting to go to school. (yes, that is the bathroom floor and no, I don't want this to be a warning for what is in the future for him!)
That is funny. Remind him that a mother in Calif. has beeb sentenced to 180 days in jail because her children missed too many days of school. And good luck. Poor baby. POOR MOTHER!!!
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:13 PM   #2018
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That is funny. Remind him that a mother in Calif. has beeb sentenced to 180 days in jail because her children missed too many days of school. And good luck. Poor baby. POOR MOTHER!!!
No wonder my hair keeps getting grey so fast.... You should hear me trying to get him to do homework. I should record it one day.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:52 PM   #2020
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No wonder my hair keeps getting grey so fast.... You should hear me trying to get him to do homework. I should record it one day.
Remind him that he can repeat a grade for not doing and turning in his homework. It is grounds for a failing mark.
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