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Old 10-05-2012, 09:27 PM   #2051
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I so wish this was true, I love this story!
I know, I loved it when I saw it!
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:28 PM   #2052
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This sounds like something I would do. Ask me a stupid question, and you will get a stupid answer. I once had a total stranger ask me if I wore my glasses all the time or did I go blind when I took them off. "These are not really glasses. It is a radio and I get updates from the Defense Department. I am a government agent." Her eys got big and she backed away from me.
This story reminded me of you when I saw it Addie!
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:32 PM   #2053
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CWS, DH sent me a similar one, will have to find it.

Look closely, it's not what you think:


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Old 10-05-2012, 09:41 PM   #2054
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Old 10-05-2012, 11:26 PM   #2055
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None in the house and Shrek will find one...
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Old 10-05-2012, 11:33 PM   #2056
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Lol! This is both funny and disturbing not because of the "pooch in the pants" or the "dog in the drawers" but because those legs are really hairy and suspiciously male yet the feet although largish are somewhat feminine and appear to be sporting nail polish! Lmao!!!
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Old 10-05-2012, 11:38 PM   #2057
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Lol! This is both funny and disturbing not because of the "pooch in the pants" or the "dog in the drawers" but because those legs are really hairy and suspiciously male yet the feet although largish are somewhat feminine and appear to be sporting nail polish! Lmao!!!
I know, I thought the same thing, have the same silver toenail polish, but it's not me as my legs aren't quite that hairy, yet!

Check back in January....
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Old 10-05-2012, 11:57 PM   #2058
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Roflmao! I always suspected something like this...
So funny
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CWS, DH sent me a similar one, will have to find it.

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I have seen that at my house, with sweat pants and a very large cat.
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