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Old 10-09-2012, 08:46 PM   #2101
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I find it funny that Dad ate one and asked for another...
Mom did say she's been using the same "cinnamon sugar" for years! Maybe he doesn't know the difference anymore.
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:03 PM   #2102
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Old 10-09-2012, 11:07 PM   #2103
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Mom did say she's been using the same "cinnamon sugar" for years! Maybe he doesn't know the difference anymore.
Most likely. Dad is a food hoarder and they have lots of stuff that needs to be tossed.
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Old 10-10-2012, 01:35 AM   #2104
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lame foodie joke and a cute halloween costume
They are so funny
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Old 10-10-2012, 01:50 AM   #2105
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This nearly made me pee my pants lol!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early
one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone
off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making
such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So,
I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting
next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was
at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing
the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a
million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have
made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy,
where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

Never going back to that doctor . Ever.
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:25 AM   #2106
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Mom is not only going to get it from Dad and my Brother...you can bet I will ask her for her famous chili toast and so will Shrek. I may even make sure that chilies have a part in her memorial when that ever happens.

I write all these things down that she tells me and am busy making a memoir.
Some of the best (?) wakes I have been to are those that had a lot of humor. Happy memories.
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washcloth, sparkles - snort, giggle
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washcloth, sparkles - snort, giggle
I'm still laughing, staying far away from my daughter's washcloth!
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washcloth, sparkles - snort, giggle
When my sister died, the WHOLE (50+) family came back here to my building and we had a catered meal. There was laughter to no end and it was all about my sister. She certainly had her lovable quirks. My family still tells stories about her. There is no end to them.

I certainly have my quirks. And that is how I want to be remembered. For my silliness. Just remember, I will be looking down and I expect to see you laughing.
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:53 AM   #2110
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washcloth, sparkles - snort, giggle


I doubt anyone can top that one.
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