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Old 10-10-2012, 03:35 AM   #2111
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Snip, that is soooo funny
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Old 10-10-2012, 04:07 AM   #2112
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Snip, that is soooo funny
It will be months before I can get that picture out of my mind. I really think she should change her name to Sparkles.
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Old 10-10-2012, 04:44 AM   #2113
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It will be months before I can get that picture out of my mind. I really think she should change her name to Sparkles.
Thought you guys might like it It wasn't actually me just a joke I felt like sharing. I did have an equally embarrassing moment once.
My Dad was alway very tight with money and we were going on a school tour.
My Dad bought me a pkt of panties with the days of the week and flowers on them at the oriental market.
Forgetting all about the panties I went for a shower after swimming with all my school friends and I was wearing the wednesday pants and it was a friday.
My friends were teasing me for months after that
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Old 10-10-2012, 04:28 PM   #2115
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That is so funny
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Old 10-10-2012, 04:46 PM   #2117
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So, so funny CWS
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Snip, I had my appointment yesterday. Don't know if I could have kept it together if I'd read that before going. I know I wouldn't have had sparkles but I would have had a case of giggles.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:06 PM   #2120
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This nearly made me pee my pants lol!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early
one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone
off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making
such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So,
I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting
next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was
at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing
the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a
million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have
made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy,
where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

Never going back to that doctor . Ever.
Glitter
Omigosh! I laughed until I was coughing and I read it to my husband and I thought he was going to hurt himself laughing.

As it turns out, I have my "annual" appointment in a couple of weeks and my doc has come to expect a stellar joke from me. Boy, do I have a beaut for him this time. Yeah!!!!!!!!

Thanks, Snip!
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