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Old 10-11-2012, 05:07 PM   #2131
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I disagree. I think proctologists need it way more than ObGyns. Some Febreze might be a good idea too.
So Andy, next time you go, are you going to put sparkles?
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Old 10-11-2012, 05:11 PM   #2132
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I'll never be able to top the Sparkles will I? No one even noticed the Middle wife joke I posted on the previous page lol!
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Old 10-11-2012, 05:34 PM   #2133
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I'll never be able to top the Sparkles will I? No one even noticed the Middle wife joke I posted on the previous page lol!
Yes I did. It was great. I was just about to comment to that effect.
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Old 10-11-2012, 07:38 PM   #2134
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Oh so many good ones!
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Old 10-11-2012, 07:53 PM   #2135
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I'll never be able to top the Sparkles will I? No one even noticed the Middle wife joke I posted on the previous page lol!
Yes, Snip, I saw the Middle wife one and am just now "recovering" from it.

I read it aloud to Glenn and both of us were beyond laughing. By the time I finished, we both had tears running down our cheeks and he was holding his sides.

The "sparkles" one was funny but this one nearly put us in the hospital.
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Old 10-11-2012, 08:41 PM   #2136
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This nearly made me pee my pants lol!

[*]The Washcloth - warning - gynecologist joke
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early
one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone
off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making
such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So,
I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting
next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was
at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing
the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a
million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have
made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy,
where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

Never going back to that doctor . Ever.
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Believe it or not, this joke has been around for at least 15 years! One of the places I worked, we almost made ourselves sick laughing so hard!
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Old 10-11-2012, 08:43 PM   #2137
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Oh thank goodness, I thought it said cooking with Pho, I'm Pho


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Old 10-11-2012, 09:17 PM   #2139
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Love the Middle Wife! Thanks, Snip!
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Old 10-11-2012, 09:28 PM   #2140
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Too funny!
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