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Old 10-17-2012, 05:29 PM   #2231
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Another great batch, guys!

Thought this was cute:


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I can see how this could work:

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Old 10-17-2012, 09:13 PM   #2233
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I've done that.
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Old 10-17-2012, 09:33 PM   #2235
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I have waved at people that pull up next to me in a car only to realize I really don't know them.. that is quite awkward at a stoplight.
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Old 10-17-2012, 09:42 PM   #2236
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On the bathroom subject....

My child plays a online game called minecraft on a kids server.

Here was our exchange the other day...

"Mom! I gotta go to the bathroom, type BRB on my chat!"
I do it and then walk to the bathroom.
"Did you type BRB?"
"Yes, I typed BRB GP."
"What does GP mean?"
"Be right back, gotta poop."

He flew up off the toilet seat so fast, his socks slid and he busted his knee on the floor.

Although I didn't really type it, that was getting him back for the time I couldn't make it home and had to stop at a gas station a mile from my house where he proceeded to tell the whole station that we only stopped because "Mom needed to poop really bad."
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Old 10-17-2012, 09:56 PM   #2237
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I have waved at people that pull up next to me in a car only to realize I really don't know them.. that is quite awkward at a stoplight.
That is when you turn it into a RAK. Give them a big smile and mouth the words "Good Morning. It will make their day.
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:09 PM   #2238
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On the bathroom subject....

My child plays a online game called minecraft on a kids server.

Here was our exchange the other day...

"Mom! I gotta go to the bathroom, type BRB on my chat!"
I do it and then walk to the bathroom.
"Did you type BRB?"
"Yes, I typed BRB GP."
"What does GP mean?"
"Be right back, gotta poop."

He flew up off the toilet seat so fast, his socks slid and he busted his knee on the floor.

Although I didn't really type it, that was getting him back for the time I couldn't make it home and had to stop at a gas station a mile from my house where he proceeded to tell the whole station that we only stopped because "Mom needed to poop really bad."
That reminds me of the scene in "Uncle Buck" where the kid says, "You have much more nose hair than my dad." Uncle Buck, "Nice of you to notice." Kid, "I'm a kid; it's my job."
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:12 PM   #2239
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On the bathroom subject....

My child plays a online game called minecraft on a kids server.

Here was our exchange the other day...

"Mom! I gotta go to the bathroom, type BRB on my chat!"
I do it and then walk to the bathroom.
"Did you type BRB?"
"Yes, I typed BRB GP."
"What does GP mean?"
"Be right back, gotta poop."

He flew up off the toilet seat so fast, his socks slid and he busted his knee on the floor.

Although I didn't really type it, that was getting him back for the time I couldn't make it home and had to stop at a gas station a mile from my house where he proceeded to tell the whole station that we only stopped because "Mom needed to poop really bad."

BRB...GP...
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