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Old 05-01-2012, 09:44 PM   #221
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Old 05-02-2012, 09:00 AM   #222
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Old 05-02-2012, 09:39 AM   #223
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I wonder if they use leaves for wipinig. That is really an "outhouse."
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I wonder if they use leaves for wipinig. That is really an "outhouse."

You think they wipe?
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:24 AM   #225
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You think they wipe?
Well I certainly hope so. I wouldn't want them sitting on my furniture if the didn't. Come to think, they do rub their backside against a tree all the time.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:54 AM   #226
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Watching Canada a.m. today, I heard a euphemism I'd never heard before:

operative misadventure

Modeled structures of bone, etc., are being used at some medical schools to teach med students how to do certain surgical procedures (lack of cadavers). The hope is that the training received using these models will help prevent operative misadventures....I've had a lot of fun playing with that euphemism this morning...
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Old 05-02-2012, 11:11 AM   #227
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Watching Canada a.m. today, I heard a euphemism I'd never heard before:

operative misadventure

Modeled structures of bone, etc., are being used at some medical schools to teach med students how to do certain surgical procedures (lack of cadavers). The hope is that the training received using these models will help prevent operative misadventures....I've had a lot of fun playing with that euphemism this morning...
Translation: Potential Malpractice Suit.
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Translation: Potential Malpractice Suit.
Possible, but not very likely in Canada.
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Old 05-02-2012, 12:23 PM   #230
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Well, I've seen cats and dogs wipe.
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