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Old 10-20-2012, 10:10 PM   #2301
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That one is funny, but wrong. LOL
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Old 10-20-2012, 10:48 PM   #2302
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That one is funny, but wrong. LOL
+1 (I couldn't come up with a way to describe that.)
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Old 10-21-2012, 12:55 AM   #2303
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Old 10-21-2012, 01:34 AM   #2304
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What I love about this thred is that our sense of humor knows no bounds.
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Old 10-21-2012, 01:34 AM   #2305
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DL, that has certainly cracked me up
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Old 10-21-2012, 02:13 AM   #2306
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DL, that was hilarious! I thought DH would get a kick out if it, but I had to explain it to him, he just wasn't getting it. That cracked me up even more! He finally got it, but by then it was meh...
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Old 10-21-2012, 02:14 AM   #2307
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So very true Ads
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Old 10-21-2012, 12:11 PM   #2309
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A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7-year old says,' 'When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say' hell' and you say' ass'.'' The 4-year-old happily agrees. As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7-year-old replies,' 'Aw hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios." The surprised mother reacts quickly and whacks him one. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner note in her voice, the mother then asks the younger son,' 'And what would YOU like for breakfast?''' 'I don't know,'' the 4-year-old blubbers,' 'but you can bet your ASS it's not gonna be Cheerios!''
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A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7-year old says,' 'When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say' hell' and you say' ass'.'' The 4-year-old happily agrees. As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7-year-old replies,' 'Aw hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios." The surprised mother reacts quickly and whacks him one. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner note in her voice, the mother then asks the younger son,' 'And what would YOU like for breakfast?''' 'I don't know,'' the 4-year-old blubbers,' 'but you can bet your ASS it's not gonna be Cheerios!''
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