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Old 10-24-2012, 06:01 PM   #2351
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Took me about 15 seconds before I got it. My mind is becoming numb.
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Old 10-24-2012, 06:24 PM   #2352
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That is so funny
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Old 10-24-2012, 10:51 PM   #2354
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Oh my gosh, you guys are great! I love this thread.
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Old 10-24-2012, 11:40 PM   #2355
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Old 10-25-2012, 12:14 AM   #2356
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Old 10-25-2012, 02:00 AM   #2357
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Wow, somebody needs to tell Paris Hilton and her new friend to lay off the feathers.
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Old 10-25-2012, 10:43 AM   #2359
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I've wondered that myself. If there was a tuna bird, I would understand it.
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Old 10-25-2012, 10:56 AM   #2360
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I've wondered that myself. If there was a tuna bird, I would understand it.
I have wondered why you guys say that?
I just say tuna sandwich and I don't point at my wrist when I ask for the time either
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