Today's Funny

[GotGarlic]

^^^

Is this true, Taxlady?

In Germany, it's Fahrt. And the equivalent of our Surgeon General is the Gesundheit Minister

 

[Dawgluver]

In Germany, it's Fahrt. And the equivalent of our Surgeon General is the Gesundheit Minister

Years ago, German friends had a big wedding anniversary, and I wanted to decorate t shirts for them with the German equivalent of "Old Fart" and "Old Fart's Wife". (Well, I thought it was funny at the time....). Anyway, pre-internet, I couldn't find anyone to translate fart, finally asked the German couple, apparently it was something like firtzen. The t shirts turned out cute, though probably not grammatically correct.

 

[Rocket_J_Dawg]

In Germany, it's Fahrt. And the equivalent of our Surgeon General is the Gesundheit Minister

 

[bakechef]

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/09/texts-from-my-cat/

This is some funny stuff.

 

[Dawgluver]

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/09/texts-from-my-cat/

This is some funny stuff.

 

[taxlady]

Texts From My Cat

This is some funny stuff.

 

[PrincessFiona60]

those were just plain hilarious...

 

[bakechef]

As much of a drama queen as Oscar is when we're late getting up to give him treats, I imagine that his texts would be similar...

 

[MrsLMB]

 

[taxlady]

Okay, I caught my breath.

That's me.

 

[MrsLMB]

 

[PrincessFiona60]

I guess that's better than having a boob tuck...and tucking those into your panty hose.

 

[PrincessFiona60]

rofl!

 

[Dawgluver]

rofl!

 

[Somebunny]

+1 lol!

 

[taxlady]

What kind of tea...

 

[PrincessFiona60]

What kind of tea...

You want a good giggle, find this movie Saving Grace (2000) - IMDb

 

[MrsLMB]

This has happened to me more times than I care to admit LOL

 

[taxlady]

This has happened to me more times than I care to admit LOL

How about when the browser crashes with 30 tabs open and restarts that session and there is music coming from more than one tab.

 

[bakechef]

How about when the browser crashes with 30 tabs open and restarts that session and there is music coming from more than one tab.

One day I counted 27 open tabs on rob's laptop... And he wonders why videos on youtube stutter and struggle to play. That doesn't count any other programs he might have open.