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Old 11-26-2012, 07:09 PM   #2631
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What an expression on that cat's face!

It works on my cats. No one owns cats.
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Old 11-26-2012, 08:30 PM   #2632
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This one just put Shrek on the floor! And I still cant breathe...
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Old 11-26-2012, 08:36 PM   #2633
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This one just put Shrek on the floor! And I still cant breathe...
Oops, sorry!
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Old 11-26-2012, 08:44 PM   #2634
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Old 11-26-2012, 09:03 PM   #2635
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Better now...that was very funny...<snort> Okay, Okay...I'm almost over it.
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Old 11-26-2012, 09:41 PM   #2636
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Gotta love Jeff Foxworthy AND small towns, this was how I grew up:



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Of course it isn't going to work. This is just to make sure they are duely warned before the spray bottle comes out. Or the squirt gun. Or if it's a hot summer day and I'm really that annoyed and there are no electronics to get damaged, a glass of ice water. The couch/table/floor/etc. will dry.
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Huh. Yes. Yes it is.

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Huh. Yes. Yes it is.

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Because I live in a studio apartment, I not only remember all the things I am supposed to do, I SEE them. Like the pile of laundry to be folded. I need a set of horse blinders.
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Because I live in a studio apartment, I not only remember all the things I am supposed to do, I SEE them. Like the pile of laundry to be folded. I need a set of horse blinders.
Do they sell horse blinders at WS? I may need some too!
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