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Old 12-10-2012, 09:41 PM   #2771
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Old 12-10-2012, 09:49 PM   #2772
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When you work in a large office, stuff like this flies around all the time. Some I kept, most I didn't.
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:20 PM   #2773
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[*]I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to before the Internet.[*]I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.[*]I will get dressed before noon.[*]I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.[*]I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.[*]I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.[*]I will read a book-if I still remember how.[*]I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.[*]I will not be tempted during TV commericials to check for email.[*]I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.[*]I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.[*]Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime . . . And the Internet will always be there tomorrow!
Lol I need to add:[*] I will finish my homework before I even think about checking my Facebook, or DC
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Old 12-11-2012, 07:20 AM   #2774
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Old 12-11-2012, 08:36 AM   #2775
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Math tricks are cool. If you "add 8" instead of "add 6" your answer would be four.
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Old 12-11-2012, 09:30 AM   #2776
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:21 PM   #2777
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Old 12-11-2012, 07:33 PM   #2778
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:07 PM   #2779
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I think they meant "assorted".... From George Takei:



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