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Old 12-16-2012, 11:22 PM   #2841
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All so funny
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Old 12-17-2012, 12:38 AM   #2842
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Now this just creeps me out:
Rofl! Hilarious! And maybe a little "creepy"!
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Old 12-17-2012, 01:15 AM   #2843
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Old 12-17-2012, 01:36 AM   #2844
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True Story!!!

We went to the movies tonight (saw The Hobbit) and the cashier charged us for two regular tickets, I asked him if Shrek could get the Senior discount. He changed it and said, "That's one Adult and one Hobbit." I about shrieked, he called Shrek a Hobbit...he was falling over himself apologizing and I was cracking up. Shrek told him it was the first time it wasn't assumed I was the Hobbit...still has me giggling.
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Old 12-17-2012, 01:55 AM   #2845
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We went to the movies tonight (saw The Hobbit) and the cashier charged us for two regular tickets, I asked him if Shrek could get the Senior discount. He changed it and said, "That's one Adult and one Hobbit." I about shrieked, he called Shrek a Hobbit...he was falling over himself apologizing and I was cracking up. Shrek told him it was the first time it wasn't assumed I was the Hobbit...still has me giggling.
It is too late in the night for this kind of laughter. Here in Mass. you get the Senior Discount at age 55 everywhere.
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True Story!!!

We went to the movies tonight (saw The Hobbit) and the cashier charged us for two regular tickets, I asked him if Shrek could get the Senior discount. He changed it and said, "That's one Adult and one Hobbit." I about shrieked, he called Shrek a Hobbit...he was falling over himself apologizing and I was cracking up. Shrek told him it was the first time it wasn't assumed I was the Hobbit...still has me giggling.
I love it.
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:17 AM   #2847
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We went to the movies tonight (saw The Hobbit) and the cashier charged us for two regular tickets, I asked him if Shrek could get the Senior discount. He changed it and said, "That's one Adult and one Hobbit." I about shrieked, he called Shrek a Hobbit...he was falling over himself apologizing and I was cracking up. Shrek told him it was the first time it wasn't assumed I was the Hobbit...still has me giggling.
That is so funny Fi
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