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Old 01-11-2013, 01:15 AM   #3001
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Some Pretty Good Science Here !!!!

Not a pretty story... About 200 dead crows near Boston.

There was concern for Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.
However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impacts.
The State engaged a Behavioral Ornithologist to determine the reason(s) for the disproportionate percentages of truck versus car kill.
The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.
When crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.

The conclusion was that the look-out crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."
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Some Pretty Good Science Here !!!!

Not a pretty story... About 200 dead crows near Boston.

There was concern for Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.
However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impacts.
The State engaged a Behavioral Ornithologist to determine the reason(s) for the disproportionate percentages of truck versus car kill.
The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.
When crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.

The conclusion was that the look-out crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."
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