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Old 02-08-2013, 01:25 AM   #3231
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That is soooooo funny
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Old 02-08-2013, 04:16 PM   #3232
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And apropos of our current weather:

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Old 02-08-2013, 06:56 PM   #3234
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Two Men Experiencing Labor Contractions

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Old 02-08-2013, 11:42 PM   #3235
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Yikes! Good ones, guys!



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Old 02-09-2013, 12:09 AM   #3236
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Old 02-09-2013, 03:00 AM   #3237
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So funny guys
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:15 AM   #3238
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If only life could be like a Computer !

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on "Run"!

If you needed a break from life, click on "Escape".

Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you loose your car keys, click on "Find".

"Help" with the chores is just a click away.


Auto insurance wouldn't be necessaryou would use your “Restore” to recover from a crash.

And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to YOU!

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Old 02-09-2013, 11:28 AM   #3239
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Leave it to Maxine to come up with a great idea like this!
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Old 02-09-2013, 05:18 PM   #3240
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Very funny, but her big sister's laughter is infectious...


My little girl Amaya peacefully sleeping...until her favorite song comes on! ORIGINAL - YouTube
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