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Old 02-11-2013, 05:08 PM   #3251
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:48 PM   #3252
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Unless your cat has "elevator butt"...one of mine does.
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Old 02-11-2013, 06:07 PM   #3253
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Unless your cat has "elevator butt"...one of mine does.
I thought almost all cats had elevator bum.

Shreddy's weird. He likes having his tail petted from bum to the end and prefers if you pull firmly. He doesn't mind if I lift his back end by pulling up on his tail!
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Old 02-11-2013, 10:27 PM   #3254
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Nimbus is very picky about where you can pet him and it changes with his mood. Under the chin, top of the head, cheaks and inner side of the ear are usually safe but sometimes are "I'm putting up with this but you better be done in ten seconds." Belly flip flops between "That's perfect" and "What, you wanted to keep that hand?" Legs are usually "You must have a death wish" but occassionally (sp?) are more "I'm too comfortable to protest." Tail flip flops between "I'm going to kill you in your sleep" and "Die now!" Back and sides could be any of those. And once in a while he gets elevator butt.
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Unless your cat has "elevator butt"...one of mine does.
I heard that when they put their tail straight up when you pet them that it means, "end of cat, start over."
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:03 PM   #3259
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I heard that when they put their tail straight up when you pet them that it means, "end of cat, start over."
ROFL!!!

There is no end of cat...
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ROFL!!!

There is no end of cat...
So true!
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